I feel like in my team at work there are too many jokes about quitting soon for them to be just jokes 🤔
Because Elon Musk has decided that "cisgender" is slur, and that comedy is legal on Twitter, I started posting cis jokes. Here they are in case it gets me banned.
Why did the cisgender cross the road?
A cis actually wouldn't make that big of a change at all.
A cisgender rubs the magic lamp and a genie appears.
Genie: "Thank you for freeing me, I will grant you three wishes!"
Cis: "I'm sorry, HOW MANY?! That's too confusing and upsetting"
A font walks into a bar. The cis bartender serves the font without question because despite his hatred and obsession over typeface ideology, he is not as good at telling when he's met one as he thinks.
A father and his son are in a car accident. The father dies at the scene and the son is rushed to the hospital. At the hospital the cis surgeon looks at the boy and says "I can't operate on this boy, it would be permanently altering him" How can this be?
How many cisgender people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. Only two. Absolutely no more than two.
A cisgender walks into a bar and isn't given any trouble about using the restroom.
A limbo champ walks into a bar. He loses.
A cisgender observer then campaigns tirelessly to make sure that limboist won't change genders to compete in the women's limbo league.
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